I would like to thank Nate for FUCKING LIVING FOR ONCE.
"Having a girlfriend" is not a fucking excuse.
Bastard.
Now I have to think of something to write down before our surge of 6 people read this. Erm....*Reaches into the magical hat of topics*
Ah, media paranoia.
It's a bit late, but who cares? SWINE FLU TIME GOGOGOGOGO!
In the same vein as the whole 2012 bullshit, we have a good amount of Americans going batshit crazy over swine flu. Just recently, the WHO have decided to label this as a pandemic. Does that mean we're all dead?!
NO, RETARDS.
Jesus. H1N1 is just like any other fucking flu bug. I'm pretty sure the regular flu kills way more than this strain has. If you're one of those crying because there's a confrimed case in your state, grow a pair of balls. I don't care if you're female, grow them.
Let's look at something here. The official numbers are about 33000 cases...to 184 deaths.
Yes....33000:184 ratio.
OH NO, BREAK OUT THE PANIC ALARM. WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!!!
You know how much of a kill ratio that is? .01
You have a .01% chance of dying from this thing, and most people who died were on their way anyways, so stop shitting yourselves.
Now that belated rant is over, who wants pizza?
Because mine has become cold, inedible, and I must kill someone because of it.
After I watch some Dr. Ashens though, because fuck yeah.
See you in another 5 months, when Nate accidentally posts a heartfelt Facebook message as a new failblog.
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