Fame, meaning all two viewers according to the bottom right now. Both of which is Nate and I. What a rip.
In an attempt to figure out what to blog about, I decided to ask my partner in crime.
BritishLegend77: I need something to post about.
BritishLegend77: Throw me ideas.
Orenji Penguin: I've got no idea
Bitch.
So, I came across this fine piece of work: http://www.blogherald.com/2005/11/24/starting-a-blog-part-1-what-to-blog-about/
And it was fucking useless.
It's dribble. It's not informative. It can be summerized as "Instead of telling you what you can talk about, I'll tell you the stupid shit no one wants to hear about what you should type about so I feel like I've done something."
Let's not forget his last point in this useless search: "Google it"
I JUST GOOGLED YOUR STUPID ASS AND IT GOT ME NOWHERE, NOW GET OFF MY INTERNET.
Then I tried the link below: http://personalweb.about.com/od/createanonlinediary/Writing_a_Blog_What_to_Blog_About_or_Not_To_Blog_About.htm
Sounds good! And the topics are: Writing Upside Down and Backwards
Have you ever had the need to write upside down on your website or blog, maybe even just for the fun of it? I have! Here are two websites that let you do just that. Write your text in the box and then flip it. Now you can copy and paste it into your wysiwyg website editor or into your blog.
And I stopped there and proceeded to curse the shit out of google for being useless.
I want to win the internet, and right now, my kingdom is being fucking useless.
Next time ladies and gentlemen: Swearing, why it helps, why you need to calm down over such language, and why homosexuals shouldn't get angry whenever I want to say faggot faggot faggot to anyone.
Really.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Hajjimemashite
Well, hello there. I guess this is the part of the program where I introduce myself. My name is Nate, if you couldn't already guess by reading the end of this post. I'm turning 20 in two months or so. Basically, my story is, I grew up in Vermont my entire life and then I decided I needed a change in my life, so I decided to transfer from my community college to SUNY Albany. So far, I've been here a month, and despite a few road bumps it's pretty great.
I'm a Japanese major. Yes, Really. But before you get the idea of me being some fat ass wearing a Naruto hoodie, I'm not your typical Japanofile. I rarely watch Anime, and when I do, it's usually some of the lesser known ones. J-Pop is meh for the most part, but I really like J-Rock. But not gay shit like L'arc~en~ciel and Gackt all that standard fare. There are exepctions, but I'm really more of a fan of older J-rock and the more obscure stuff. X Japan, GO!GO!7188, LOW IQ 01, POLYSICS, stuff like that.
Now that I alienated our already non-existant audience, I do like American music too. Frank Zappa, Buckethead, Weezer, Primus, Deerhoof all kick ass. As does classic rock and other dudes who play guitar really fast.
Also, I absolutely love retro stuff. Someone once told me I probably should have been born in 1985. I have an XBox and PS2 (I'm too poor to buy any of your new-consoles) but my favorite system is the NES I bought a few months back. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to lug a TV of some kind into my dorm room, so I haven't played it in quite a bit, but I love the thing. You can have your Call of Duties and Gears of War, I've got Duck Hunt, bitch!
I think I had more ideas, but I forgot, and I'm lazy, and I really should be going to sleep soon because I have to catch a train tomorrow morning. With that, I leave you with this video, because if I don't show it, Luke will gut me.
Mata ne.
Oh and one disclaimer: According to Blogger when we registered, Failblog was already a blog that was removed. We don't know anything about them or what they did, but we aren't affiliated with them in anyway. So, if they pissed you off or something, don't come after us.
I'm a Japanese major. Yes, Really. But before you get the idea of me being some fat ass wearing a Naruto hoodie, I'm not your typical Japanofile. I rarely watch Anime, and when I do, it's usually some of the lesser known ones. J-Pop is meh for the most part, but I really like J-Rock. But not gay shit like L'arc~en~ciel and Gackt all that standard fare. There are exepctions, but I'm really more of a fan of older J-rock and the more obscure stuff. X Japan, GO!GO!7188, LOW IQ 01, POLYSICS, stuff like that.
Now that I alienated our already non-existant audience, I do like American music too. Frank Zappa, Buckethead, Weezer, Primus, Deerhoof all kick ass. As does classic rock and other dudes who play guitar really fast.
Also, I absolutely love retro stuff. Someone once told me I probably should have been born in 1985. I have an XBox and PS2 (I'm too poor to buy any of your new-consoles) but my favorite system is the NES I bought a few months back. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to lug a TV of some kind into my dorm room, so I haven't played it in quite a bit, but I love the thing. You can have your Call of Duties and Gears of War, I've got Duck Hunt, bitch!
I think I had more ideas, but I forgot, and I'm lazy, and I really should be going to sleep soon because I have to catch a train tomorrow morning. With that, I leave you with this video, because if I don't show it, Luke will gut me.
Mata ne.
Oh and one disclaimer: According to Blogger when we registered, Failblog was already a blog that was removed. We don't know anything about them or what they did, but we aren't affiliated with them in anyway. So, if they pissed you off or something, don't come after us.
I bet you five american dollars you won't read this.
Well that's everyone who lives in a failing economy rushing over here. We already have the minority audience. YES!
Introduction...I'm Luke. I'm 19 years of age. I am a British man living in an American world. So, obviously, I've lived in London, had tea with the Queen, lived inside Big Ben, and don't forget the fucking tea you bastards.
Why am I doing this? Because it's 11:08 pm here in the Central Time Zone and I'm bored. Sue me.
I grew up playing Nintendo 64 with various friends in my younger years. You know what that means? It means I regard Goldeneye as the greatest game of all time. If you disagree, then obviously you had no friends back then. I have since progressed and evolved to an XBox 360, and it > Nate's jewish disagreement of getting one.
I'm currently a Psychology major at Argosy University. I used to attend SUNY Buffalo, but being 3 hours plane ride away from home SUCKS. Plus, the only fun thing to do there if you're one of the 8 college students who don't participate in underage drinking was the weekly poker tournaments.
I'm a Psychology major, mainly because I believe that the only people who can understand and treat the crazies, are the crazies. I'm crazy. STFU.
Music: I'm a metal fan. Norma Jean, Darkest Hour, Graf Orlock, Between The Buried and Me, HORSE the band, Pelican, Mastodon, among others. That's not the only genre. I listen to some rock stuff like Chevelle, Offspring (SMASH ALBUM >>>> YOU), among many others.
Also,
Orenji Penguin: I SEE NO POSTS
BritishLegend77: I'M
BritishLegend77: WORKING
BritishLegend77: FAGGOT
I called this working. WIN!
Listen to this:
I'm going to end this rambling with a sincere message: Nate and I are here to make funny random blogs that him, I, and maybe 4 of you on a lucky day will read, and we'll love every minute of this.
Signing off.
Introduction...I'm Luke. I'm 19 years of age. I am a British man living in an American world. So, obviously, I've lived in London, had tea with the Queen, lived inside Big Ben, and don't forget the fucking tea you bastards.
Why am I doing this? Because it's 11:08 pm here in the Central Time Zone and I'm bored. Sue me.
I grew up playing Nintendo 64 with various friends in my younger years. You know what that means? It means I regard Goldeneye as the greatest game of all time. If you disagree, then obviously you had no friends back then. I have since progressed and evolved to an XBox 360, and it > Nate's jewish disagreement of getting one.
I'm currently a Psychology major at Argosy University. I used to attend SUNY Buffalo, but being 3 hours plane ride away from home SUCKS. Plus, the only fun thing to do there if you're one of the 8 college students who don't participate in underage drinking was the weekly poker tournaments.
I'm a Psychology major, mainly because I believe that the only people who can understand and treat the crazies, are the crazies. I'm crazy. STFU.
Music: I'm a metal fan. Norma Jean, Darkest Hour, Graf Orlock, Between The Buried and Me, HORSE the band, Pelican, Mastodon, among others. That's not the only genre. I listen to some rock stuff like Chevelle, Offspring (SMASH ALBUM >>>> YOU), among many others.
Also,
Orenji Penguin: I SEE NO POSTS
BritishLegend77: I'M
BritishLegend77: WORKING
BritishLegend77: FAGGOT
I called this working. WIN!
Listen to this:
I'm going to end this rambling with a sincere message: Nate and I are here to make funny random blogs that him, I, and maybe 4 of you on a lucky day will read, and we'll love every minute of this.
Signing off.
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