I bet you five american dollars you won't read this.

Well that's everyone who lives in a failing economy rushing over here. We already have the minority audience. YES!

Introduction...I'm Luke. I'm 19 years of age. I am a British man living in an American world. So, obviously, I've lived in London, had tea with the Queen, lived inside Big Ben, and don't forget the fucking tea you bastards.

Why am I doing this? Because it's 11:08 pm here in the Central Time Zone and I'm bored. Sue me.

I grew up playing Nintendo 64 with various friends in my younger years. You know what that means? It means I regard Goldeneye as the greatest game of all time. If you disagree, then obviously you had no friends back then. I have since progressed and evolved to an XBox 360, and it > Nate's jewish disagreement of getting one.

I'm currently a Psychology major at Argosy University. I used to attend SUNY Buffalo, but being 3 hours plane ride away from home SUCKS. Plus, the only fun thing to do there if you're one of the 8 college students who don't participate in underage drinking was the weekly poker tournaments.

I'm a Psychology major, mainly because I believe that the only people who can understand and treat the crazies, are the crazies. I'm crazy. STFU.

Music: I'm a metal fan. Norma Jean, Darkest Hour, Graf Orlock, Between The Buried and Me, HORSE the band, Pelican, Mastodon, among others. That's not the only genre. I listen to some rock stuff like Chevelle, Offspring (SMASH ALBUM >>>> YOU), among many others.

Also,

Orenji Penguin: I SEE NO POSTS
BritishLegend77: I'M
BritishLegend77: WORKING
BritishLegend77: FAGGOT

I called this working. WIN!

Listen to this:



I'm going to end this rambling with a sincere message: Nate and I are here to make funny random blogs that him, I, and maybe 4 of you on a lucky day will read, and we'll love every minute of this.

Signing off.